Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard??
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I gave a dead kid airpods
allah akbar
deez nutz are a hair line
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate. Shitmate: you’re so shitable . Me: Bring banana ice cream. Shitmate: never happening.
Fuck you, do something about it
why do orphans like baseball so then they can know what a real home is
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad
Your so far when you went on the weighing scale it said to be continued
Titanic is like our president it cracks in half and dies
i drip when you take me in the mouth what am i ? ice cream
ur mama so fat she needs two watches because shes in diffrent time zones
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat? I haven’t banged a hooker.
I went up to the blind kid and said can u get that for me? and he said "I can't I'm blind" And so I said "I see"
Bully: i wasn't talking to you. me: then why are you listening?
roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly, that no one likes you.
trump did 1/6
“It’s a purple face!!!!”says Yellow Face. “Oh!!!! Racist!!!!”says Purple Face.
If u look at this joke you going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow
