Worst Jokes Ever
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Down syndrome sucks!
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.