Worst Jokes Ever
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...