Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
Happy new year! 🥳
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.