Worst Jokes Ever
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I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
I love eggs!
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"