Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
Have you ever eaten African food?
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.