What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
Gaykelyu
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
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What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
I had a horse named Mayo, and sometimes Mayonnaise.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
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Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
