Worst Jokes Ever
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Your nan is gay.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
Depression hits harder than my dad.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."