Worst Jokes Ever
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
Please drop a like.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.