Worst Jokes Ever
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
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What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.