We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges?? because they contain vitamin suiiiii
What were pual walker last words
Hey that trees growing
Q I like elephants A Everything else is inrrelephant
Why cant a orphan be a criminal because they are not wanted
Ps. My brother made this up when he had no meds.... I almost died 😅
What does ATM stand for........
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom
😂🤣
What do you call a Muslim bee? Habibee
I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?".The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off.".
I think abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind
Why do blind kids like plane crashes because you can’t dislike what you have never seen
I am awesome look at me
Which tower is better at playing catch the south tower obviously it caught 2
What's brown and in a babies diaper?
Michael Jacksons hand
Well u know what they say time flies when your just a ball of anxiety and stress :D
you ever look back at your ex and are like 'wow! what was i think?' then i start to think i was the problem :( just kidding fuck that asshole
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
When you see a your mom. Me:bruh Her:are you serious right now bro Me:yeah no shit Her:*slaps me*
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger
Wanda- Ok Timmy
Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me
Cosmo- here you go Timmy
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie
