Worst Jokes Ever

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.

My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.

The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"

My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."

What do you call a pig at the beach?

Bacon.

What flour do you give an orphan?

Self-raising.

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

The F in orphan stands for family.

I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

What do you call 6 gay men going to war?

Rainbow 6 Siege.

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

What games would deaf people not be good at?

Simon says and Musical chairs.

The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."

The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick!

Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.

Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?

A: Coca Koala.