Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

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    • Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.

    Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?

    Richard: No, I couldn't.

    Richard's mom: Why?

    Richard: Because he was cute.

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    • What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?

    Reload and keep shooting.

    I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.

    The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.

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    • It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."

    Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

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    • Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?

    Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

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    • Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

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    • What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

    One of them knows the definition of no.

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    • Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"

    Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."

    Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."

    Dad: "Exactly, son."

    If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

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