Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.
I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
