Worst Jokes Ever

worst joke ever me and my user.

I made a website for orphans sadly it doesn't have a home button

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

What flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising.

Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because there never wanted.

I have a short TRUE story of how i found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend. when my brother was 12-13 years, he fucked his best friend and i saw it. i was like 4-5 years UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. all i heard was "ahh" and "mmm". the only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". i was so traumatized that i told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "he's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT.. NO YOU DUMBASS. he was playing the game "SEX". more like "GAY SEX". I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that i heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend! i actually got so curious, i opened the door and saw then doing "69". i was blank white after i saw it. i will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it. (just a btw i still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..) (he ain't no virgin not more i guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes

My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all and If i could borrow it.

Me: Mom if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, Okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How was humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher:😑

there was this down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop and he did he pulled someone over and said " know why i pulled you over?" the guy replied " because i was speeding? " he said " no because your black

What do orphans have in common with stray dogs? Nothing they are bpth orphans

How did micheal jackson get away with it? He's a smooth criminal

Tell your mom happy last night emoji in my bed

Why does Darth Vader always choke people? Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.

Why does the Jedi never join the darkside? If they did then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol

You are so fat and ugly chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”