Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)