Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

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    • Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.

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    • I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

    Here are some rules to make a good joke:

    1: Don't say “my life.”

    2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

    3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

    Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?

    Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."

    Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."

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    • Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

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    • What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

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    • Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"

    Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."

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    • What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

    Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

    Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

    Then there is me: My life.

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