Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so I put her in the oven.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped ♿ 👬 👨 👨 gay man can do better than a physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 👩 👨 🤔 when his 👄 mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe 👄
BLM.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.