Worst Jokes Ever
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Suicide
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.