Worst Jokes Ever

Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"

What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

A miscarriage.

If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?

There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

Seasoned vegetables.

What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.

What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.

What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?

How much did the haulla-cost?

Why can't a t-rex clap?

Because it's dead.

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

What's a pirate's favorite shop?

Arrrrrrrrgos.

I hate snow. It's white and on my land.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.