BOB:Wanna know a joke

LILLY: What ur hat?

BOB: no my life :’(

Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?

It reminded him of Richard clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife

Why did the octopus cry ? Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? – “Quack, quack.”

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot

My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.

Yo mom so far that when she walk outside at 8am, it became Mid Night all over again.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it and a pilgrim fell from under it

what do you call link when he is hurt. a link to the cast

one day a in my class we were having dat good snacc, and one of my classmates choked on a cherrio. 1 small, single, ChErRio

I fell down yesterday

my life

kill me pls

What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A nnaaahhhga

Yo mama so fat she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned

What do you call a Autistic kid?

A work of Daniel

What is Ba+ 2Na? Ans. Banana.

Every moon has a silver lining.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks…

how do you saw apple with no mouth a p p l e LMAO

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