Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

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    • One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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    • How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?

    The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.

    Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

    I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

    So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."

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    • My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

    I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

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    • Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.

    Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

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    • What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

    Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"

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    • What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

    A miscarriage.

    There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"

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    • What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

    Seasoned vegetables.

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    • What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

    Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

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    • There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.