Worst Jokes Ever
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.