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A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone. The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone! (from a 1940 quotations book)

What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?

Ruberto

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would bexpect bagels.

If 2 vegetable have a argument is called beef

What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.

Robert Ryall

Did u hear an out the guy who made knock knock jokes ? He won the no bell prize

Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?

He had no-body to go with.

50 Thumbs up for 10 jokes you´ve never seen!

i’m taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret

For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out

why does sally hate herself, cause Sophie stole her boy

Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven? Because ther wasn’t a ramp

Why did Steven hawking die he ran out of WiFi

Why was Stephen hawkings good at football because he is a pro dribbler

I like wine how I like my woman. 4 year old locked in a basement.

How did Stephen hawking get up the stairway to heaven?

He didn’t, there was no lift…!

What is the skeletons favorited car?

: a zamBONEy

Stephen hawking forgot the WiFi password