I have many jokes about unemploymed people- sadly none of them work
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
yo momma so fat when she farted the Big Bang occurred
Even the twin towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass
what does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids? shoot kids in them ;)
Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.
Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.
What does a British cannibals favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
We cant go over it, we cant go under it, Oh no well have to go through it
what do you call the nun that hates for paul walker mother treesa
what do you call a priest meeting his illegal children
a holy CUMmunion
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids needs to be shot
i have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis) but you aint have no girl friend your only friend yhey call him ching chong coz of your hairrline
Q I Iike elephants A everything else is inrrelephant
YOUR SO HOT
Guy: Hey siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up? Siri: Whatβs the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
i bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off
yoo mama is so fat she jump on a trampoline and she broke it
