Worst Jokes Ever
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)