My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Worst Jokes Ever
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
