Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde, and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard, and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde, and she struck the pervert."
The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me, and she slapped him."
The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark, and she slapped me by mistake."
The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...