Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Canadian

The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

Canada

Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.

What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.

Dark Humor

"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."

Dark Humor

"Say what you want about the deaf."

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Dark Humor

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.

Twin Towers

Just do it.

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

Gang Rape

My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"

Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?