Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

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  • A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

    The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

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  • An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde, and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard, and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

    The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde, and she struck the pervert."

    The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me, and she slapped him."

    The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark, and she slapped me by mistake."

    The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."

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  • Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

    Emo

    Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

    Hairline

    Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

    My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

    Twin Towers

    You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

    Skinny

    Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...