Worst Jokes Ever
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.