Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

What do gay horses eat?

Horse dick.

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.

Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.

Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.