Worst Jokes Ever
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.