Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.