Worst Jokes Ever
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
What are you on? YouTube.
Your face.
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.