Worst Jokes Ever
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Your life.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
The cat said hi.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.