Worst Jokes Ever
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Society
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
Hi boyyyy!
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
You want to hear a joke? You......
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.