Worst Jokes Ever
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
How can you tell if your wife is dead? -- The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.