Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!