Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
اي تيجي اللمة بتخلص your storage
Hellllllllloooooo
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Touch Down.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!