Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.