Worst Jokes Ever
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?
It's OK, he didn't either!
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
Bill Cosplay
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.