Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.