Worst Jokes Ever
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.