Putting wifi in the morgue to enable live streaming
why do orphins always come back becauces i love cock
why was 10 scared because 911
What can’t a person with no arms do: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower
Here comes the airplane
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time wrong tai ming
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: yes
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
I swear i always finish on page 3 when i'm looking at family pictures
whats harder then steel Michel Jackson in an orphanage
What's a Ninja's worst fear? Garmadon actually winning.
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themself up
An asain went to bed at 9:00 woke up at 6 people say he still sleeping
what do you call a panera bread marking a test panera grade
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan ?
They both can't see their parents.
basicly the twin towers are angry birds but in real life
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An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go f*ck yourself, these are my chips."
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes in fact, they hang with them!
