Worst Jokes Ever
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.