The twin towers ordered pepperoni pizza then they got plane
FUCK ROBLOX
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by god and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made. Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
what is another name for 9/11? a forbidden game of jenga
Yo mama so dumb she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home", they only had one option
What did the cow say? Moo
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why is an orpan favourite movie 🍿 spider man no way home
What do orphans and apples not have in common .... The apples get picked up
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam, when he stuck it in I started to squirm so he held onto my shoulder. I thought it was going well.
Until he grabbed my other shoulder as well. ( If someone can write it better go ahead, I know it sucks)
What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Half of if.🐛
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44
1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks!
What do you call a blind German shepherd
a natzi
Expectation: Brr, I’m cold! Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!
Reality: Brr, I’m cold! Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather.
Why do Orphans eat water with their cereal. Because their father never came home with milk.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have incommon their life dosn't last long
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldent be able to find the home buton
