Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

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  • My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

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  • What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.

    The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

    so Trump can't tweet it.

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  • Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

    Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

    What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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