Worst Jokes Ever

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a javelin through her neck.

big ugly and very weird

Why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning?

It has better reactions then the twin towers.

What is a orphans favorite movie? Meet the family

why did the white girl come back from african

because they was no water for her to drink i'm black

What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock A: a man!

Why can orphans never walk home? because theres no way to go

listen to the autism song on tiktok

Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.

Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?

A: At least one does something when it is triggered

What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?

A bath bomb

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower? Unemployed

Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt

One day, a preist and a nun went to play golf together. In the first shot, the preist missed his shot and said “Fuck I missed it.” The nun replied “Hey you should not curse.” In the second shot, the preist missed his shot again and said “Fuck I missed again.” The nun replied “Hey stop swearing, or else god will punish you.” In the next shot, the preist missed once again. He shouted “Fuck this, this game is bullshit.” The nun replied “Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime.” Suddenly, a thunderbolt stroke the nun and killed her, the clouds separated from the sky and there was a voice in the sky saying “Oh fuck I missed.”