Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
A man goes to a doctor and says he's having problems shitting, so the doctor gives him an enema and says he needs to do it a few times at home, but does the first one for him. So the guy bends over the table, lubes him up, and shoves it deep in him, and he yells.
So later, the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enema. So he bends over, she lubes him up, puts a hand on his shoulder, and she shoves it up there, and he starts screaming and cussing, and the wife asks, "Did I hurt you?" He said, "No, I just realized when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld