Worst Jokes Ever
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
Dark humor is like a dad - not everyone gets it.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
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Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.