Worst Jokes Ever
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Like this if you are in foster care.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.