Worst Jokes Ever
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.