Worst Jokes Ever
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)