Worst Jokes Ever
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What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.