Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Men.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)