Worst Jokes Ever
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.