Worst Jokes Ever
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
bill tran
Ur mum.
Teddy
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What does the fox say?
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Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."