Worst Jokes Ever
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Guys to wind the clock up?
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.