Worst Jokes Ever
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
So I was walking.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?