Worst Jokes Ever
Hot water look a**.
I think that church is boring.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.