Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
No one has my back like my dad.
What does Mrs. Grapes đ love the most?
Raisin' kids.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?
I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Why canât orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parentâs signature.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" đ
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesnât have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesnât have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, itâs too punny.