Worst Jokes Ever
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
I love jokes!
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
What can you build with people? A boat!