Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Job sucks. XD
Dwarf Shortage.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.