Worst Jokes Ever

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Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?

Hard cheese! 🧀😂

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?

"Orange, orange, orange."

"Knock, knock."

"Orange."

"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home base.

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!

Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!

When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

moo.

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

Why did the orphans go to the church?

Because they need someone to call "father."

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"Breathe... Breathe..."