Worst Jokes Ever
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Just laugh.
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My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Friend 1: I don't want to jump.
Friend 2: Me neither.
Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.
Friend 1: *jumps*
Friend 2: *jumps*
Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!
Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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