Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
Which month is the bus? December.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
I love time.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Microwave.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What is it about sisters who argue?
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.