Worst Jokes Ever
What is a plane āļø that can not fly?
A fake one āļø
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! š„¼
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I hate straight people.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
What kind of house š can fly? A magic house š !
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!