Worst Jokes Ever
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Quit making jokes about me.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Johnathon