Worst Jokes Ever
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Yo mama is Dora.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
S, ss, slalom. A.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Toot and poop.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"