Worst Jokes Ever
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
Daughter: Dad, why are you so mean?
Dad: Because you are so mean, that's why.
Daughter: You so get on my nerves.
Dad: I am gonna slap you in your god darn head if you don't shut up.
Daughter: Wow, Dad, you savage.
Dad: 21 SAVAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daughter: Oh my God, I am tellin' Mom that you are doin' that thing again.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.