Worst Jokes Ever

Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.

The butt quack one.

Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.

Friend: You have to be able to stand up.

Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?

Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.

What time do babies get dirty?

Playtime.

What does an imouto ride?

Onii-san.

What time is your name from? Any time.

What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?

Dark humor.

What time is it when dogs get hurt?

Time to take your dog to the vet!

What is your summer name? Hot.

I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.

Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽

As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"

What has two names and one big home?

A person.

What is the name of a show for kids?

Barney.

Why did the chicken not cross the road?

Because it saw your face!

What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?

"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."