Worst Jokes Ever
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
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Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
My sis a fat cow.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!