Worst Jokes Ever
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Beans and toast.
Big pp suck sook.
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"