Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
You're tiny!
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
I forgot the joke.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.