Worst Jokes Ever
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants.
A guy walks by and says, "Pardon me sir, but you've got a wheel hanging down your pants." The pirate responds, "I know. It's driving me nuts!"
"What bus?"
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.
We had sex afterwards even though she lost.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
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What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!