Worst Jokes Ever
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
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Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Wee snaw.