Worst Jokes Ever
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What is a dog?
A pet.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.