Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
So my bus... goodness.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
My dad just comes and goes.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.