Worst Jokes Ever
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
I did have a good [time].
What is a joke?
I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.
I did a good job of being home from school.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.