Worst Jokes Ever
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is your favorite name?
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What is your favorite time of day?
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
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