Worst Jokes Ever
I was in the bank one day, and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.