Worst Jokes Ever

Guess what?

Good guess.

What game is for kids? Uno.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?

I love autumn!

What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.

I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!

What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?

I don't worship Jesus.

What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?

I only stuff the turkey.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because he wasn't peeling very well!

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain.

Really Karen?

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home base.

If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.

There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?

"Ground beef!"