Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Did you?
Hey guys, it's cake time!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
What are you good at?
Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.