Worst Jokes Ever
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
His face.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."