Worst Jokes Ever
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Which room has no doors and no windows?
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
My pp.
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
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