Worst Jokes Ever
Rape jokes aren't funny.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Afghanistan.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
Wife: "Hi honey, I'm pregnant."
Husband: "Hi pregnant, I'm dad."
Wife: "No, you're not...."