Worst Jokes Ever
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.