Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

Why did the cliff feel offended?

Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.

(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.