Worst Jokes Ever
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Stupid cow.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Poke diver 1 sucks!
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Cameron Boyce
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
Suck all the bread!
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?