Worst Jokes Ever
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Hi đź‘‹ I love you!
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is the difference between the human rights?
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
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What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
Hitler was a nazi.
Hillary for president.
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.